Trump to Seize Larger of Two Greenlands 
Trump Renames ‘Greenland’ to ‘White Land’ 
Trump to Remove Indigo from Color Spectrum 
Trump Musk 
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Trump to Seize Larger of Two Greenlands
JANUARY 13, 2026 (TheSkunk.org) — At a press conference Tuesday, President Trump insisted U.S. military…
Trump Renames ‘Greenland’ to ‘White Land’
Washington (TheSkunk.org) — President Trump today issued an executive order changing the name of “Greenland”…
Trump to Remove Indigo from Color Spectrum
Indigoing, Going, Gone! WASHINGTON DC (TheSkunk.org) — In an unexpected announcement from the White House,…
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S.
Mara Lago (TheSkunk.org) — President-Elect Donald Trump today promised to bring Soviet-era breadlines to the…
Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl
Anaheim, CA (TheSkunk.org) – After the Swiss Embassy filed complaints about cultural appropriation of one…
Abortions Allowed in Texas if Trump is the Father
Dallas (TheSkunk.org) — Republicans lawmakers today voted to exclude from their restrictive SB-8 legislation any…
